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by Shelly Wilkerson
$5.55
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Our greeting cards are 5" x 7" in size and are produced on digital offset printers using 100 lb. paper stock. Each card is coated with a UV protectant on the outside surface which produces a semi-gloss finish. The inside of each card has a matte white finish and can be customized with your own message up to 500 characters in length. Each card comes with a white envelope for mailing or gift giving.
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A woman dare not tell her age, dear Mommy said to me.... more
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A woman dare not tell her age, dear Mommy said to me.
You must sit straight, enunciate and only SIP your tea.
Head up high with shoulders back as ladies never slouch.
Knees together, hands in lap and no feet on the couch!
Get that hair out of your eyes and keep your stockings straight.
Eat your veggies, don't complain and dare not stay out late!
Don�t chew gum or belch aloud and never ever smoke.
Never giggle at the crass of someone�s dirty joke.
Whiskey is for garish men and beer is coarse and crude.
Speaking out of turn, my dear, is unrefined and rude.
Don�t get dirty, do not swear and never be flirtatious.
Ladies must remain genteel and always calm and gracious.
Daydreams are for lazy girls, their heads up in a cloud,
Busy hands are happy hands, so make your mother proud.
Well, dear Mother, here I am, a product of your teaching.
All those years I tried to please and listened to the preaching.
I�m over fifty, gla...
YES, ALL OF THE ART IS MINE! I have a varied style and I work in many mediums. This is not a collection of works from other artists. I have always felt myself to be a right-brained person in a left-brained world. Thirty-two of my years has been devoted to planning and scheduling large projects for construction, aerospace, transportation and energy in many parts of the country to keep the rent or mortgage paid and food on the table. For some strange reason, my humor got the best of me and I was always asked to do underground cartoons and caricatures to document events or comical situations. I began my art early when my parents stuck me in the back of the family car at 3 with pad and pencil and told me to Shut up and draw! I have been...
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Ukrainian Artists
Congratulations on your recent sale!
RicardMN Photography
Congrats on your sale!
Joy Patzner
Cute!!! :) Congrats on your sale!
Iris Gelbart
Wonderful work......
Shelly Wilkerson
Thanks so much!
Robin Muirhead
Top draw! f/w/v
Pat Abbott
This is so charming and lovely too.
Robin-lee Vieira
So full of personality, character, very approachable...and endearing! I just love your depictions of the ladies, so incredibley presented!
Aimelle ML
Shelly, this is a wonderful piece! love the rich colors and fun expressions :) .................... It would be a delight to see your awesome work added to the group Word Worth 1000 Pics, as the Word/theme for this Week is "OLD" .... http://fineartamerica.com/groups/word-worth-1000-pics.html
Elaine Van Staalduinen
Yup, I can see how someone in FruiItvale would buy one of your zany wonderful paintings, Shelly. Congratulations of your recent sale of 'Bahama Mamas'. Love this painting and the description that goes with it. Keep making us smile. Good on ya! :-)